Well, there’s a headline we didn’t expect to write on a Monday. You read it right: apparently the partial nudity of previous Mass Effects is gone, and that means we can expect full on digital boobs, penises and butts as our heroes and heroines bang in the deep dark of space. Mass Effect Andromeda is Softcore Space Porn, according to BioWare’s own Aaryn Flynn.
Yay?
I mean, really – I get that sex sells, but is this the way to be grabbing attention for Mass Effect: Andromeda (more like Ass Effect: Androgency, amirite)? Shouldn’t we be more concerned with the gameplay, actual narrative, and systems within the next big installment in the franchise? At least there’s an offline mode in this one. For those waiting to bump virtual uglies, release is just over a month away on March 21st.
Anyway, thanks to PC Gamer for the hint, and below is the tweet chain in question:
Remember. We lost the “partial nudity” rating and got full “nudity”. https://t.co/yauGf9Cnol
— Aaryn Flynn (@AarynFlynn) February 26, 2017
Suzie Ford
EA PR and Bioware devs must be a bunch of prepubescent boys going *snicker snicker giggle giggle snort snort* at their cleverness.
How about game play information? That’s a helluva lot sexier. 😀