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Bigdavo  11/30/08 7:02:49 AM

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''Life is what you make of it, not what others make of yours.''

Originally posted by Wolfenpride

an astronaut

self explanatory really.


 

If you want your bones to look like swiss cheese after a year. In space that is.

O_o o_O

Jimmy_Scythe  11/30/08 10:59:35 AM

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I've always wanted to be the human resources manager at a Nevada brothel. I can see it all now....

"So, Bambi.... It says here on your application that your specialty is.... No! I don't believe that's anatomically possible. You're gonna have to come in the other room and demonstrat this for me sweety "

 

Seriously, I'd do that job for minimum wage with no benifits....

... weekends and holidays for free...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2if5GYXOGyo

Jimmy_Scythe  11/30/08 11:00:55 AM

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Originally posted by Wharmaster

 Serial killer, or hit man.

 

BTW, only one of those is a job.

The other one is more of a hobby / mental illness.

I hear the military needs interagators

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2if5GYXOGyo

Teala  11/30/08 12:14:07 PM

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God made women because mens brains are broken.

An astronaut.

A super model.

Something in the game industry, maybe a texture artist or a modeller.  

Warblaze  11/30/08 4:14:45 PM

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I would love to be a self-sufficient farmer, you know... having my own homestead where i grow my own corn, grains and vegetables.  My electricity would be generated by a small commercial windmill and my watersupply would come from a simple watertower.  Throw in a nice wife, a few kids and some dogs and my life would be complete.   Just being free and able to pick the fruits of my own labour is my definition of a good life.   None of this illusionary carreer bullshit for me please.

 

It's either that, or being the king of my own country... which i would rule with a true healing hand.

 
declaredemer  12/02/08 3:27:01 AM

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"I play MMORPGs to feel FREE, yet I am always in chains."

My ideal career would be serving the American people, day in and day out.

 

I have considered the military, many times, but I do not think it is for me for varied reasons.

 

We will see, however, what the future holds.

 
fungistratus  12/02/08 2:56:37 PM

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Originally posted by Draenor

Writing for a game company such as Blizzard.

 

My degree is going to be in English with the emphasis in creating writing, so I'll be qualified for it, it's just difficult to land those kinds of jobs

 

I think Blizzard is hiring for writers right now.  At least they were...

 

http://www.myspace.com/summersalts

fungistratus  12/02/08 2:58:14 PM

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Originally posted by Korby

To those of you who said porn star.

Sorry to crush your dreams, but if your cock isn't 9 inches plus then you haven't got a chance. Except for taking dicks, that is--then your size doesn't really matter, it's the size of your manhole which you can make bigger as you please.

 

Check 

 

 

http://www.myspace.com/summersalts

sugar_kite  12/02/08 3:03:55 PM

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 hey! wats up? i am a newbie here! my ideal career would b a lawyor!  

:D sugar :D

Recant  12/02/08 3:12:24 PM

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For the Horde!

Games designer / programmer / writer.

 

I love the idea of making virtual worlds (not multiplayer).   I have some programming experience, but making a game beyond a basic platformer requires extraordinary talent or a lot of patience which I don't have.

I don't have knowledge or the patience to learn the languages required for mainstream games, and I'd want to make games that I would like to play, not what other people want to play.

 

I have great admiration for Tarn Adams, the guy who is writing Dwarf Fortress.   Even though I've never got past my 2nd winter on that game due to getting bored, his concept and his dedication to his project is inspiring.

 

Xexima  12/02/08 4:26:42 PM