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Pod Killer
Joined: 9/27/07
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*ding ding* CCP: Hello there and welcome to the Wrangler! How can i help you?
Customer: The server is down...no wait...what?
Wrangler: Err...Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: The server is down.
Wrangler: I know,, marvelous isn't it.
Customer: No i want to play!
Wrangler: You can play with me...
Customer: No i want to play EVE you deviant!
Wrangler: Oh come on.
Customer: NO!
Wrangler: Fine...what do you want?
Customer: The server up.
Wrangler: It is.
Customer: Is it? It was just down...
Wrangler: Oh it is.
Customer: Ah, thank you.
Wrangler: No problem! *ding ding* Wrangler: 3..2...1... *ding ding* Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the C
Customer: You bastard!
Wrangler: ...CP! How can i help you?
Customer: The server isn't up!
Wrangler: No sir, it's *dramatic look to camera* Patch day.
Customer: You said it's up!
Wrangler: Well the server is on our third floor. I work in second, ergo, it's up regarding my current position at CCP.
Customer: ...
Wrangler: So, anything else?
Customer: I want the server running!
Wrangler: Ah alright, i'll fix that right away.
Customer: How long?
Wrangler: Well, if you leave now, it should be done by the time you get to your login.
Customer: Finally! *ding ding* Wrangler: Her name was lola, she was a cruiser, with turret on her hull an *ding ding* Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: ...
Wrangler: Sir?
Customer: ...the server...
Wrangler: Ah yes. It's running fine now.
Customer: Really? I wonder how as i can't login!
Wrangler: No sir, it's *dramatic look to camera* Patch day.
Customer: Stop saying that!
Wrangler: But it is.
Customer: You said you'd fix the server!
Wrangler: You wanted the server running.
Customer: Right!!
Wrangler: Well i put it in a giant hamsterwheel and
Customer: Hold up hold up...i didn't mean running literally!
Wrangler: Well i only work here sir.
Customer: Right. Look. You. I want to be able to login to the server, play EVE and have no interruptions, OK?!
Wrangler: Ok.
Customer: Well...?
Wrangler: Well what?
Customer: Are you gonna do it?!
Wrangler: No sir, it's *dramatic look to camera*
*KABLOW!!!*
Customer falls down dead.
Wrangler: ...patch day.
Thank you Sheriff Jones
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