Gamer Goo Performance Hand Lotion For Trigger Fingers?

Gamer Goo is about to bring a whole new edge to high-performance esports with the release of three new fragrance for this gaming lotion lineup. Smell my finger and you might get hints of Vanilla Sugar, Teakwood, and Cherry Blossom.

For those of you that haven’t heard of this one of a kind personal product, Gamer Goo is designed to beat the horrors of sweaty palms. Gamers who sweat under pressure are the target market here. With a pea sized placement of this product, Gamer Goo boasts that their lotion keeps hands dry, cool, and sweat-free, allowing the gamer to perform at their best for hours on end.

Smells Fishy?

If this sounds like a time for me to get a grip, then frankly I don’t blame you. This is one of the more oddball ideas I’ve seen but the lotion already comes in four other smells. Orange, Peppermint, and Cinamon are already available and I can only assume Sports Goo is good for playing with your Wii. With esports taking to ever giddier heights and prize pools reaching over $25 million, how can you really doubt that any edge might just be worth it? Anyhow, it can’t be any more niche than Xbox shower wash, right?

Just so you don’t have to try it first, we’re busy ordering a pack of Gamer Goo now to test out. Once we’ve got it in hand, so to speak, we’ll let you know if it’s a gimmick or if I spent all my time sniffing my mouse. You can find out more about Gamer Goo and the new flavors over at the official website now.

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For those of you who I’ve not met yet, my name is Ed. After an early indoctrination into PC gaming, years adrift on the unwashed internet, running a successful guild, and testing video games, I turned my hand to writing about them. Now, you will find me squawking across a multitude of sites and even getting to play games now and then

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