Seriously, if you’re ready to screw actually PLAYING games in order to enjoy RNG loot boxes, today’s your * coughs * LUCKY day! Mutant Entertainment has announced I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling on Steam! From what we understand, the game will be UNBOXING soon.
We really can’t make this up and have to say that this is…brilliant in the current gaming climate where RNGesus rules the day!
Seriously, screw the game…
Here’s what devs have to say *snorts*:
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling skips the boring gameplay part of your game and takes you straight to what you really care about: Opening lootboxes!
Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don’t really care about!
Features include:
- Complete Loot System! Set of rare, epic, and legendary loot boxes and loot! Usually we just change the tint!
- In Depth Crafting! Salvage items you already have for a ridiculously poor ratio compared to how expensive it is to craft them! You’ll craft that legendary some day!
- Massive Collection System! Collect them All! We’ll constantly remind you of the fact that you’re collections are incomplete, don’t worry, you can solve that with more purchases!
- Realistic Currency Manipulation Simulation!
Konfess
Ok then.