Turn everyday objects into perfect partners when Date Everything comes to PC and Console.
Grindr Can Get In The Bin. We’re Going To date the garbage when we get our hands on Team 17’s Date Everything! The UK outfit just confirmed that it’s due to release Sassy Chap Games’ sandbox dating sim across Steam, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S. this unexpected twist on the dating genre doesn’t add monsters to your high school prom or strand you with Overwatch heroes. Instead, it whisks you off into a world where everyday objects transform into romantic possibilities.
Takes your everyday activity in the local store and turn it into a choose your own date adventure. Don a pair of “Dateviator” glasses and take a second look at the vacuum cleaner. Not like that! Start chatting up objects around their home. Every object has a trio of status options. Love, Friend, or Hate your couch. Over 100 fully voiced datable characters are already announced, with branching narratives and tons of options to create disaster in the front room.
I’m still not entirely sure what to make of this, but I’ve reviewed the KFC dating sim. This still probably makes more sense than dating Sander-San. Check out the trailer for this silly sounding sim above, and head over to the official website before your date begins.
