Well, nothing says “Tuesday” like news about Genital Jousting. Thanks to today’s Wet Hot Summer Update, players can now bare all and wag their wee-wee on the beach.
Wag your wee-wee for fun and profit
The Wet Hot Summer Update brings *cringes* “a throbbing orgy of new content” into the game. New content includes six new party modes as well as five new outfits and *places paper bag over head* “a buttload of fun” for as many as eight players locally or online via Steam.
In addition to the new content, Devolver Digital announced that over 200,000 players have jousted in Early Access.
Genital Jousting has exceeded all sales forecasts and expectations which, if we’re being honest, were all at zero,” noted Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “But like my grandmother always said, people love them some penises and buttholes.
To celebrate the big news, a game-themed fan art contest is taking place from now to the end of July. Winners will receive cash prizes. You can check out the fine print here.
See the full announcement and…art work…on the Steam page.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a shower…
