Some like it hot. Some like it spiced up with a bit with milk and sugar. Others can’t stand the taste, but love the smell. A cup ‘o Joe… The Elixir… Nectar of Life… Proof of Divine Inspiration. What you call it, it is precious to those who partake in its natural wonders: coffee – fueling the working man to the procrastinating student for time immemorial.
Yet, the hallowed ebony potion is under attack. The culprit? Hipster. It’s always hipsters with their fake glasses, open flannel shirts with obscure band tee’s, scruffy facial hair (or manicured mustaches), and undersized jeans blogging on their mobile typewriters. They seek to sully God’s gift to mankind with their heretical soy-laden perversion… they ruin everything and must be stopped!
At least, that is the premise of upcoming game Hipster Attack.
Join together with a crack team of security guards, janitors, and various ranks of Human Resources employee to take down wave after wave of the neck-bearded denizens before they ruin the sweet, sweet coffee that their interns spent all morning crafting to perfection. This tongue-in-cheek tower defense game will have you giving bear hugs to and throwing CVs at the masses.
Check out Hipster Attack’s call to action here:
We do not have a specific release date outside of August 2018 or pricing for Hipster Attack, but we do know that it will be released on Steam, iOS, and Android.
Are you ready to be the bulwark for the beans or does the premise have you so mad you want to vlog about it as “literal a personal attack on everything and everyone good and pure that ever lived ever #OppressedIn2018?”
Let us know in the comments below – even if you hate the idea, we still love you.
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